10 Defences Of Horrible Wrestling Moments
2. WrestleMania IX
WrestleMania IX was not a good pay-per-view - nor was it quite as atrocious as its horrific reputation.
Several matches earned it. That much is true. The Undertaker Vs. Giant Gonzalez was one of them, but at under eight minutes, viewed through the lens of either an undiscerning '90s kid or nostalgic adult, it was short enough to be a spectacle that wasn't not compelling. Razor Ramon Vs. Bob Backlund felt like a bizarre proto-GCW Spring Break match graphic even then, but it went four minutes.
The good action in contrast went too long on the undercard - Shawn Michaels Vs. Tatanka and the Steiners Vs. the Headshrinkers both sapped the crowd by the finish - but before the finish, the main event bordered on awesome. Against Yokozuna, Bret Hart entered a superb individual performance in which he created pinball movement and fused it with his wonderful ring IQ to craft an exciting, strategic take on the David Vs. Goliath template.
It was better relatively than WrestleManias II and IV, so it wasn't even the worst show of its kind, and in sprinkling some of the old WWF production magic over a car park - literally, that's where the show was held - Vince McMahon created a chintzy, daft, yet endearing spectacle when he was on the bones of his a*se.
WrestleMania IX: bad, so-bad-it's-good, a bit good, and silly fun all at the same time.