10 Early Wrestling Predictions For 2018
8. WWE Will Ruin Asuka
The process may already be underway.
Emma was competitive in their mini-programme, and was released days later. Dale Cooper couldn't even crack that code. In recent weeks, Asuka has dominated anonymous jobbers on RAW in what amounts to little more than an exercise in wheel-spinning. Her joining Team Alicia Fox (Jesus Christ) should suspend Survivor Series betting - but then, Bayley should have won her first RAW Women's Title at WrestleMania 33. Charlotte should not have relinquished her Queen PPV Bee streak at Fastlane. Conventional wisdom is all too often lost on an unwise main roster creative regime.
Much like compatriot Shinsuke Nakamura, Asuka is simply incompatible with the verbose context of sports entertainment. Once she's dominated the division - and on a bloated beast of a RAW show that feeds on filler, Asuka is stream-rolling her way towards the conclusion of this character arc - there's nothing for her to do but lose. Asuka's quest for redemption is a baked-in plot, but in a landscape dominated by crazy women and mean girls, the scope for humiliation is vast. Too often in 2017 have we felt pity for Shinsuke Nakamura, as he floundered in lengthy talking segments ill-suited to his pure wrestling character.
The sight of Alexa Bliss donning the flappy dickey is post-satire - but we live in a post-satire world.