10 Footballers Who Should Be Wrestling In WWE

1. Luis Suarez

Wrestling Name: Suarez Known only as Suarez. The top heel. The biggest heel in the company. He's not the biggest bad guy, the scariest, nor is he the most powerful. But he is the worst. Suarez simply does whatever it takes to win. Not in the fighting sense, but the cheating sense. He does it all: eye-rakes, lowblows, hair pulling and, yup, biting. All the biting. Constantly biting people. He comes to the ring in a muzzle. His music is brooding, though he himself seems calm. His muzzle is on tight, but there are no other visible signs that this guy is the worst. It's not until he gets in the ring that it becomes obvious just what this guy is willing to do to get a win. The muzzle is taken off and Suarez is set loose on his opponent by his advocate: Paul Heyman. That's right, he's a Paul Heyman guy. Heyman does all the talking for Suarez. He turned him into the monster he is today, focusing his rampant desire to cheat into a will for championships. Since then, Suarez has become a multi-time World Champion. Can he be stopped? Can anyone beat him? Enter John Cena. Surely even Cena can get cheered wrestling Suarez. Who He Should Feud With: John Cena
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