5. Even Non-Wrestling Fans Know Kane And Khali Are Crap
Going to WrestleMania with two non-wrestling fans means that you spend a large portion of the beginning of each match trying to explain the storylines and/or the characters involved. Kenny enjoyed watching The Undertaker and Randy Orton while Marie became a big fan of Edge and Randy Orton, which she told me was mainly for aesthetic reasons. As Kane and The Great Khali came out for their eagerly anticipated (well, maybe not) match, I explained who they were and as the match began, both Kenny and Marie had blank looks on their faces. They couldnt comprehend why these two massive men were fighting or why anyone would have any interest in watching it. When Kane slammed Khali for the Hogan and Andre nostalgia spot, Kenny whispered to me At least they did one useful thing in the match. Ouch. Shortly afterwards, Khali won the match and Marie summed up what wrestling fans across the world were thinking Well, that was absolute crap, anybody want a beer?. So there you have it - even total non-fans realise how bloody awful these two lumbering behemoths are!
Kenny is a successful podcast host with Inside The Ropes, promotes exciting Q&A events in the UK with the likes of Sting and DDP, has interviewed the big guns like Foley, Jericho, Bruno and Austin and enjoys cheese a great deal.
