10 Gimmick Ideas WWE Were Right To Turn Down

10. 'Double-D-Dust' (Goldust)

Goldust wanted t*ts.

That's it - that's the post. Dustin Rhodes of current AEW fame legitimately pitched to Vince McMahon that he go under the knife and get some tig ol' bitties to help shock the late-90s wrestling world even further. Bruce Prichard has confirmed it on his podcast, and so has Jim Ross. Neither man has any reason to lie.

What's even the point in continuing? It's nigh-on impossible to top male wrestlers who fancy a cracking pair of double Ds so they don't have to stuff that hot new lingerie they've got planned for the next Raw, isn't it? Just you wait though. There's a lot more where this came from.

For now, just imagine Vinnie Mac's horrified face when he learned that Goldust was dead serious and really wanted to take his 'Artist Formerly Known As' madness to the next level by getting breast implants. This is probably one Dustin thanks Vince for talking him out of today.