10 Great Wrestling Moments That Not Enough People Have Seen
6. Bryan Danielson Being More Charismatic Than The Miz Years Before He Had "No Personality"
Serious Daniel Bryan is great but I miss 2000s indie pervert Bryan Danielson. The raw sexual energy from this man. pic.twitter.com/Fmoktmt5Ya
— Dan (@GolazoDan) May 22, 2020
In 2010, Daniel Bryan debuted in WWE as the 'Rookie' to The Miz's 'Pro'.
A cosmic joke unto itself, fans were told - inexplicably, since the idea is to not depict theoretically money-drawing performers like sh*t - that Bryan had "no personality". He needed the Miz to somehow summon it from him. What happened here is that, through WWE's fatal inability to perceive or promote talent beyond a single dimension, it was thought that Bryan, being a superb technical wrestler, was in fact just a superb technical wrestler. He couldn't possibly have a personality because he wasn't tall and tanned and didn't look like he had one. This atrocity of a mentality misses the mark like WWE misses the teenage demographic.
The idea persists, to this day, that he had to find it in WWE - that the system that profoundly failed him had somehow helped him, and what a great story it was.
Bryan was as entertaining as he was brilliant all along, as very helpfully encapsulated by Twitter user GolazoDan: Danielson here is a total riot, seamlessly turning it (and very likely you) on with a piss-funny pastiche of the '80s fanny hound.
Humping midair with a ridiculous aesthetic, he reels it all in with a fantastic deadpan at the finish, cycling through modes of comedy to make a mockery, in retrospect, of WWE's one broad style.