10 Least Convincing Weapons In WWE

It's 2006, and you need to script a showdown between Mickie James and Lita, two of your finest female performers. Do you A) end it with an impressive high spot, or B) have some sort of dusty finish to cap off a strong match?

Of course, the answer is C) have one of them get knocked silly with a large, phallic meat product. What was a giant sausage doing at ringside, you ask? Accompanying DX. What was DX doing at ringside? You ask too many questions.

Unfortunately, what could have been a harmless gag spot was played straight; Lita sold the hit as if she was in a video game called Mortadella Kombat and someone had just yelled “finish her!”.

Now, after conducting many late-night experiments in the subways of Montreal, this writer can conclusively say that wielding such a thick, meaty sausage presents major under-swing issues.

More importantly, unless you're swinging a five-foot link with a misplaced shin bone inside it, you're not even going to leave a bruise.