10 Least Convincing Weapons In WWE

Argh.

This one nearly went overlooked, which might have garnered a well-earned dressing down in the comments. But yeah... the hair dryer was just the beginning, wasn't it?

Now, let's note that the Good Housekeeping match between Double J and Chyna included some pretty effective weapons from pots and pans to an actual kitchen sink.

Let's also point out that when Jeff hit Chyna with a fish, she didn't sell, so that's not an issue and, despite that picture up there, a face full of flour is probably nothing to sneeze at (heh.)

No, the real laugher was when JJ came off the turnbuckles swinging salad tongs. Clearly, before being reversed, he was planning to come down with some titanic chopping blow to rival a Kung Lao fatality, which is nuts.

There is no edge on tongs. No part of them blunt. They're just remarkably impotent at whatever the heck was being attempted.

So despite not landing, not to mention the far more wince-inducing use Chyna made of them, the "double axe-handle of doom" earns a place.