10 Least Convincing Weapons In WWE

2. Water Bottle

R-Truth Rey Mysterio Extreme Rules 2011
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The day R-Truth nailed Rey Mysterio with a water bottle, it was perfectly normal to wonder if WWE was trying to make a specific statement in aid of their angle.

Was Rey supposed to be such a runt that he went down from everyday grocery items, perhaps even a stiff baguette? Or maybe R-Truth was just so cuckoo that he could transfer his crazy into inanimate objects like some kind of grappling Gambit (Gramblit??)

One thing was for sure, this couldn't simply be a regular foreign object attack, because squishy plastic things filled with water don't belong in the same conversation as folding chairs.

In order to make a water bottle look painful, you first would need to develop a wicked witch character against which to use it. Perhaps it could have been a good spot for an old Oz match, but everyone knows Kevin Nash would never put someone over in such a silly way…

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