10 Least Convincing Weapons In WWE

It took world-class clowns Mick Foley and Owen Hart to dream this up, but it happened.

For the sake of illustration, let's do a quick run-down of corn-based weapons in terms of effectiveness…

First, you might be able to beat an average person into submission with a cornstalk. It has range, flexibility, and all those leaves must sting like hell.

Second, you could brutalise a man with an un-popped pan of Jiffy Pop. If this is still too easy, you might prefer to take an ear of corn to your opponent's skull. On the plus side, it's harder than a water bottle.

Then, in decreasing order, we have a the classic ”speeding shopping cart/display of canned corn”, a burst of microwave steam, a pool of creamed corn and a slingshot with a bowl of kernels.

And at the very bottom, there's the carnival-sized bag of popped popcorn upside the head. Let's not belabour the point.

Owen Hart ribbed all of us the night he sold this shot. Feel free to sit and grin about that for a moment.

Thanks for reading! So many goofy weapons, I must have missed a dozen. See you in the comments.