10 Least Intimidating WWE Monsters Ever

8. Nailz

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Nailz appeared in the World Wrestling Federation for approximately five minutes in 1992, with the character serving its purpose in a single feud with the Big Boss Man before disappearing off the face of the planet not long after. He was presented as an ex-convict, a formerly incarcerated man who had been treated poorly by the Big Boss Man. WWF was truly into its occupational themes in the early 1990s.

The feud ended at Survivor Series that year, when Boss Man defeated Nailz in a 'Nightstick' match. The abusive law enforcement won out over the down-trodden wrongly-accused once again.

The problem with Nailz is that he wasn't scary in the slightest. Dressed in an orange jumpsuit and lumbering around with all the intensity of a used teabag, Nailz was only scary if your nightmares were full of fruit and basketballs. That is to say, he wasn't scary at all.

Vince McMahon might have felt differently though, as Nailz was released in 1992 after allegedly attacking him over a financial dispute.

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