10 Least Intimidating WWE Monsters Ever

7. Braun Strowman

Braun Strowman
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I struggle to place my finger exactly on why, but I really quite like Braun Strowman. The man is absolutely huge, a giant in a land of big, big men. A former strongman champion, Braun Strowman simply has muscles in places that ordinary men do not have places. He is 8% hair, 90% muscle and 2% growing muscle.

The thing with Strowman however, is that he simply has the kindest eyes in all of professional wrestling. The WWE have been clearly been trying to establish him as the most imposing of physical threats, and whilst he literally is a physical threat he carries all the terror of a particularly overgrown teddy bear.

That's the thing with Braun Strowman. I want to give him a hug and drink a beer with him. You shouldn't want to do that with monsters.

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Born in the middle of Wales in the middle of the 1980's, John can't quite remember when he started watching wrestling but he has a terrible feeling that Dino Bravo was involved. Now living in Prague, John spends most of his time trying to work out how Tomohiro Ishii still stands upright. His favourite wrestler of all time is Dean Malenko, but really it is Repo Man. He is the author of 'An Illustrated History of Slavic Misery', the best book about the Slavic people that you haven't yet read. You can get that and others from www.poshlostbooks.com.