10 Lies About Famous Wrestling Matches That You Probably Believe
4. "Darby Allin And Jeff Hardy Took It Too Far"
"Darby Allin is going to end up retiring at 35, and I know this because I just watched him wrestle a mirror match against the 44 year-old Jeff Hardy, who was literally cast in the story as his spiritual influence."
There's a clue in that particular match that should illuminate how this pearl-clutching take - "Match type/style X shortens careers!" - isn't necessarily prescient.
Yes, Hardy is thrashed, but fans should be careful not to forecast doom on behalf of wrestlers who work a buck wild plunder style highlighted by unhinged stint work. All wrestling is debilitating. There's something particularly chilling about the ladder match - Edge refuses to work another one, Jon Moxley loathes them where he otherwise luxuriates in other forms of ultra-violence - but writing from the outside, these types of matches accelerate that which wrestling does in and of itself: ruthlessly destroys the body.
Hulk Hogan didn't work a single ladder match (although he did take a bump from Mr. McMahon jumping off a ladder at WrestleMania XIX, incredibly) - and his body is in just as sh*tty a state as most wrestlers to have ever bumped.
All wrestling is unethical guys!