10 MORE TERRIBLE Decisions We Have Made As The Authority Of WWE
3. Book A Load Of Rematches Nobody Wants To See
You go to a restaurant. The reviews are pretty good, the prices are reasonable, the menu isn't exciting, but it's familiar. You know what you're getting.
Hours after digesting the meal, your stomach knots. Unhelpfully, the rest of your body appears to contract several debilitating bugs. You have a pounding headache, you are in severe, feverish discomfort, all you can taste is sick, and you don't have the appetite nor the energy to wash the taste away. In the distance, Vince chuckles "That's such good sh*t!" as you violently eject your insides.
If you ordered something, and you didn't like it, you are less likely to order it again. I will have the contaminated chicken, thank you!
Can I also order a small plate of Lacey Evans botches, please?
The upcoming Stomping Grounds pay-per-view is almost definitively uninspiring. Roman Reigns Vs. Drew McIntyre, at WrestleMania 35, felt like the sixth hour of Monday Night RAW. Becky Lynch Vs. Lacey Evans, at Money In The Bank, was serviceable fare, making it the greatest Lacey Evans match of all time, but not something you'd wish to revisit the next month. Kofi Kingston Vs. Dolph Ziggler is literally a 2011 midcard match. Those matches were considerably better than the Super ShowDown nothing affair.
That ain't it, chief, but that's not all...