10 Most DEMENTED Wrestling Fantasy Booking Ideas Found Online

9. The Revenge Of Kofi Kingston

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[Content warning: miscarriage].

The original...brains behind the following idea has been lost to the sands of time. The fantasy booking idea is now urban legend.

The actual real person behind the following idea, one hopes, is not at large in society.

They did have one noble intention here: to plot Kofi Kingston's ascent to stardom. Everybody likes Kofi Kingston, don't they? Hell, even CM Punk still seems to like him, and he hates everybody.

In this deranged scenario, Michelle McCool announces that she is pregnant with the Undertaker's child. Everybody is happy, with the exception of Kofi. They used to date, but the OP makes it clear that Kofi used to date McCool, and not the Undertaker ("lol"). A masked man Trouble In Paradises McCool "and everybody is like WHO DID IT????".

Let's dwell on that. Who could it have possibly been?!

In the fantasy booker's defence, WWE makes scheming heels guilty as charged through the use of the invisible camera, so the stupidest idea ever uttered isn't even that stupid!

A funeral is held, at which McCool - who should be devastated - really enjoys tucking into the buffet at the wake. It's a good spread. "It's so good," she says to Kofi, who made it. "What is it?"

"YOUR BABY," Kofi says.

The Undertaker isn't happy about this, obviously, and challenges Kingston to a match at WrestleMania, which Kofi wins to "show Kofi is badass and the future of the company".

You laugh, but there are people on Twitter who'd call this "cinema".

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