This guy's face has been near the top of my Things To Punch list for decades now, which just proves how enduringly breakable Chris Jericho's face parts are and how bad I am at completing checklists. Remember back when he was in the WCW, whining his way around the ring, smashing things when he didn't get his way and over-celebrating when he finally got something he wanted? That was the prime time to put an extra hole in his face. Sadly, I never got that chance then. Maybe if I had things would be...different now. No. No! I refuse to put that on myself. No one is to blame for Chris Jericho still having an incredibly punch-worthy face besides Chris Jericho, Chris Jericho's parents, and Chris Jericho's lack of a good plastic surgeon.
