6. Zack Ryder
Woo woo woo, you've got a face that makes me want to punch you you you. Look, I know it's not polite to kick a guy when he's down (and since Zack got pushed back to NXT, you could say he's very down), but I'm not trying to kick him. I'm trying to punch him, remember? In the face? And that's a totally different, more socially acceptable thing. Zack Ryder modeled himself after the cast of dummies on The Jersey Shore, thus officially aligning himself with some of the worst people to ever appear on television. He did that. Not me. And that whole vibe--with the super orange tan, the spiky hair, and the accent--that all just folds right back into my desire to see his face go from orange to red. Blood red. Granted, the PG era, that's something we're unlikely to see. But a guy can dream, can't he?