10 Most Unwatchable Wrestling Matches Ever
9. 'Rosie O'Donnell 'Vs. 'Donald Trump' (RAW, January 8th 2007)
January 2007 saw Vince McMahons infatuation with Donald Trump take on new heights of crazy, when he decided to have a version of the billionaire jerkass take on an ersatz Rosie ODonnell on RAW.
The two had been trading douchey barbs in the media for a while, calling each other names and generally feuding exactly as if they were pro wrestlers gearing up for a blow-off match. Well, a match is what McMahon decided to give them.
Rosie was played by indie wrestling standout Kiley McLean, a former NWA World Womens Champion who was the spitting image of the motormouthed talk show host. Less physically identical was the Donald impersonator: none other than Ace Steel, the Chicago veteran whod trained CM Punk and Colt Cabana, amongst others.
Despite the talent of the two wrestlers involved, the interminable match was the drizzling sh*ts. As the two posed and preened, taking forever to lock up, the crowd taking turns to shout boring, TNA and we want wrestling. Naturally, Donald won after being flattened for half the bout, in order that Vince could both mock him and fellate him at one and the same time.
How did he win? With a Flying Hairbutt, after hitting his portly rival in the face with a handful of cake. Yeah, you read that correctly.