10 Most Unwatchable Wrestling Matches Ever
8. Sharmell Vs. Jenna Morasca (TNA Victory Road 2009)
Reality television star Morasca had first appeared on TNA television in March, being revealed as the financial backer for heel veteran stable the Main Event Mafia, whose contributions were to entice Samoa Joe into the fold.
Her interactions with Booker T's wife Sharmell were less than salubrious, the two bickering more often than not, and the issue between them finally escalated into a catfight in May. This, in turn, led to a match between the two non-wrestlers at July's Victory Road pay-per-view.
To say that the match was bad would be a colossal understatement. This was the worst parts of every Nitro Girl, Diva or Knockout match where models had taken the place of wrestlers, with cringeworthy results. Morasca claimed to have been trained for the bout by Awesome Kong (aka WWE's Kharma, for those of you not in the know), who appeared in her corner on the night. She was not trained by Kong, because if Kong had taught her how to punch someone, Sharmell would have stayed punched.
Dave Meltzer gave the match minus five stars, and with good reason. It's one of the most terrible things you'll ever see on wrestling television. When Kong took Morasca out in the post-match angle, many hoped that it was permanent.
But, like the common cockroach, Morasca survived: survived, to make less and less important appearances on reality television over the next few years, until she collapsed in upon herself in a tiny ball of pointlessness and vanished, never to be seen again by mortal man.