6. Enredado
https://twitter.com/ScottSteiner/status/663389313007296513 Chances are you haven't heard of Enredado (or have any idea what it means). Neither did I, before I stumbled across some incredible-looking on-set pictures for it on Scott Steiner's Twitter feed. Yes, the Big Bad Booty Daddy is coming to a big screen near you! Well, I say big screen, I mean bargain bin. But anyway... This is obviously a low-budget affair, with filming taking place in Costa Rica and featuring a cast of unknowns but it has SCOTT FREAKIN' STEINER in it. And he's wearing a sleeveless shirt and having a fight with another guy who isn't wearing a shirt and he's elbow dropping him and oh God can you even wait to see Scott Steiner in this film, whatever it is? According to IMDb it's an action comedy in Spanish and Hindi. I pray to all of the Gods that Big Poppa Pump had to say his lines in one or both of those languages. If he has, it will result in the greatest YouTube video of the past five years. Even if his lines (if he has any) were in English, odds are they'll need to be subtitled anyway, so it doesn't really matter. Oh, and 'Enredado' means 'tangled' in case you were wondering...
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