10 Noisiest Wrestling Managers Ever

5. Melina

WWE
WWE

Aside from the compulsory interference duties, Melina's most notable contribution was playing cheerleader to Nitro and Mercury. It just so happens that her cheerleading consisted largely of yelling in a pitch that would liquefy an orca's brain inside its skull. Her overall demeanour and presentation, as well as the team with whom she was paired, were already tailor-made to draw heat; her multi-gigahertz vocal range was just the cherry on top of the insufferable sundae. The most annoying thing about the Melina screams was that they generally only came out when MNM were winning. In other words, if you didn't have reason enough to root against them already, the shrill sound of Melina's approval ought to have made you instinctively crave an immediate end to their success. If there is such a thing as Pavlovian heat, this was it. And so, if nothing else, Melina places fifth on this list for being the person most likely to give you permanent tinnitus at a house show. One hopes that she exercises restraint around dogs and hearing aids...

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