10 NXT Gimmicks That Are Too Goofy For WWE's Main Roster

2. CJ Parker

The modern day hippy who also happens to be a professional wrestler, CJ Parker€™s gimmick is so ridiculous that it€™s cringe worthy. There has only been one time where a hippy gimmick has worked for professional wrestling, and that was only because of how entertaining Mick Foley could be on the mic. CJ Parker, meanwhile, does not share the same kind of charisma as Mick. He€™s a much more radical sounding love child who loves to do bizarre dances in the ring and talk about the fundamental benefits of clean energy and loving one another. Yes, let€™s all have fun and love one another while Parker beats the snot out of his next opponent. It€™s a bit of a contradiction, a fighting hippy. Perhaps being a hypocrite is part of the CJ Parker charm, and maybe with better promos and a couple hippy buddies to join him, we could see yet another cult faction made in WWE. With only Parker dancing around and playing the bongos, or whatever it is he does off camera, it€™s simply not enough to consider him a serious contender on WWE€™s main roster.