6. Perry Saturn's New Gal
WWE.comSo Perry Saturn fell in love with a mop. That's a thing that happened. To give some context Perry went through a variety of matches where he took a few bumps to the head. Over time he started to act a little unusual, screaming out the catchphrase "you're welcome!" at completely random and inopportune moments. The storyline played out that Perry had sustained brain damage from all the bumps and slowly but surely his behaviour got odder until eventually he fell in love with a mop that he had crudely drawn a face on. After feuding with the dastardly Raven, Perry ended up losing the love of his life to a wood chipper but he got his revenge on her killer when he defeated Raven and Unforgiven. He did it for you Moppy. You'd have been proud of him.