4. HHH Has Pretend Sex With A Mannequin
WWE.comDate-rape angles clearly weren't enough for HHH so the WWE decided to put him in an arc that dealt with equally tasteless subject matter... Necrophilia. What you see in the image above is HHH wearing a Kane Mask. He's about to have pretend sex with the mannequin in the coffin. Now, you're probably wanting some context as to what in the holy hell is going on here but I assure you it won't make it any better. While feuding with Kane (technically at least a year outside of the attitude era... but we digress), HHH cut a promo addressing the big red machine in which he accused the monster of being...well...a monster by suggesting that Kane had once murdered a woman called Katie Vick. Kane cleared up his side of the story by informing the crowds that Katie Vick was a previous girlfriend of Kane's who had died in a car crash when Kane swerved out of the path of an animal on the way to a party. This storyline was already unusual as it was the first time audiences had ever been introduced to the idea that Kane, a man built up as a scarred and merciless hulk, would go to parties. This likely conjured up all sorts of images of Kane playing beer pong or singing karaoke. The suggestion that Kane lead a social life and cared enough about animals to swerve a car out of their way didn't have anything on what came next though. When HHH said he had video evidence of Kane having sex with Katie Vick AFTER her death and said he was putting it up on the big screen for the world to see, we all wondered what we could possibly be about to watch. No one could have guessed that it would be HHH in a Kane mask passionately screwing a dummy until its brains fell out.