10 Oddest WWE Storylines Of The Attitude Era

3. Val Venis Nearly Loses His Penis

WWE.comWWE.comHello Ladies. The battlecry of Val Venis was a seductive one for sure. When even your entrance is flirty you know your going to be trouble around women and it was this sexual charisma that often got the former porn star turned professional wrestler into sticky situations. In a feud with Kaientai, Val Venis ended up sleeping with Yamaguchi-san's wife. When the leader of the group learned of his wife's affair he did the only sensible thing any man would do. He got all his team-mates to take Val Venis into a back room and attempted to castrate him with a samurai sword. Luckily Val's member was saved when the unthinkable happened. He suffered from shrinkage, which, while humiliating for the sexy sleazebag, did allow his wang to avoid the deadly blade. What's really awful about this angle is not just how bad it is plot-wise but the fact that it's also full of racial stereotypes. At one point in the feud Yamaguchi-san cuts some salami while yelling at Venis "I choppy choppy your pee pee." I'm not making this up.
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