10 Professional Athletes Vince McMahon Needs To Hire For WWE

3. Alesana Tuilagi (English Premiership)

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Nicknamed "The Samoan Bulldozer" and often compared to former NFL running back Marshawn Lynch for his ability to rumble down the field while blowing right through defenders, Alesana Tuilagi has all of the things Vince McMahon likes in his superstars: He's big, muscly, and super athletic.

Also, not for nothing, he comes from a long lineage of Samoan rugby players, which immediately gives him a certain kinship with the famous Anoa'i family that's been a part of the WWE for several decades now.

Of Alesana and his six siblings, all of which have played professional rugby at some point in their lives, the Bulldozer is probably the best choice to enter the squared circle, simply because he's in the middle of the pack age-wise, but also because he obliterates people on the pitch with such panache!

Judging from his interviews he's a little shy when it comes to speaking, but his showmanship and physicality on the field should make up for that, especially if you make him the strong, silent type.

And maybe let The Rock rep him during one of his many brief PPV returns.

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