10 Questions Every True WWE Fan Has Asked Themselves

4. Why The Hell Does Vince McMahon Walk Like That?

Given the many, many brainstorming sessions that take happen for each wrestler's character, with every little bit of each wrestler's personas ironed out by Vince McMahon and his entourage of writers, one would think that someone, anyone, might have stopped Vince at the Gorilla position just once to say, "Hey Vince, what if this time you didn't walk to the ring like your legs are made of rubber bands that are being stretched out by an epileptic? Maybe...give it a try just this once." I know, I know, I know. It's Vince McMahon, the guy who signs everyone's paychecks and made the company what it is today. But the guy does know that he's not actually John Wayne, right? The first few times he did it, yeah, I'll admit, it was hilarious and wonderful. "Look at how much swagger that old jackass has!" I'd say to no one in particular because I watched Raw by myself most nights. "That really is one cocksure elderly man!" But it got weird really quickly. Like, right around the time he tore both of his quads just walking down to the ring. WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELF, VINNIE MAC? WHY??