10 Radical Ideas For WWE To Save Alberto Del Rio

8. A Babyface Turn

Now, I know what you€™re thinking. Del Rio€™s babyface turn of 2013 didn€™t work: Ricardo Rodriguez was over as his sidekick, but Del Rio himself? Not so much. The man€™s far better as a smirking, bullying heel. It€™s true that Del Rio has a special gift for obnoxious that naturally says €˜heel€™, and that the privileged, aristocratic crown prince gimmick is a natural fit for €˜heel€™. After all, no one€™s going to identify with a rich guy coming to wrestling to avoid the crushing boredom of all of his stuff. But I still believe that they screwed the pooch with Del Rio€™s babyface run a couple of years ago. They made him a white meat babyface, and Del Rio€™s just too entitled, too advantaged to make that work. Frankly, I€™m not sure that anyone could make the white meat babyface work these days. Roman Reigns certainly absolutely tanks every time they try to give him one of those tortuous John Cena promos. In fact, that€™s it: ten years of relentless White Meat Cena has ruined the archetype for anyone and everyone else. The white meat babyface is done. John Cena€™s killed the territory. But that€™s not the only kind of babyface. CM Punk famously made a wise-cracking hardass character with spiky, individualistic integrity work back in 2011, and €˜Stone Cold€™ Steve Austin was a rebel with an explosive temper that stuck it to authority (and his own boss) whenever possible. Dean Ambrose is an unpredictable loony with a heart of gold. Daniel Bryan is a courageous underdog that won€™t ever give up, no matter how many times life pushes him down. These are all distinct, relatable babyface characters. Del Rio wasn€™t believable as a two-dimensional good guy€ but if you want that Latino dollar, you need your biggest ethnic superstar to be over as a babyface. This time, find the right character...
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