10 Rare Times Wrestlers Were Self-Aware
9. Triple H
On the same, supposedly candid documentary, Triple H also expressed his embarrassment at the Crown Jewel sh*t-show, which was curious, since he and the Undertaker had sh*t the bed at Super Show-Down, an endless slog framed on the Last Ride as one last great singles match when in fact the Undertaker couldn't even lift himself up to take a back body drop.
"The table was set for success," 'Taker said before footage of the Crown Jewel calamity was screened.
Erm, no it wasn't: the tag team dynamic just created a bigger bed on which to sh*t. And they did sh*t the bed, and it was spectacular; so spectacular that it weakened the resolve of that WWE arrogance bubble. They had no choice but to sell it.
"It couldn't have gone any worse. It was like a bad comedy movie," Triple H said, which wasn't entirely accurate. It was bad, but it was also very funny.
"Shawn Michaels hit Kane so hard that Kane's mask came off his face!" Michael Cole claimed in what was quite possibly the greatest use of the euphemism ever.
"The Undertaker's hips are creaking to intimidate Triple H with a haunted house vibe!"