10 Reasons Ric Flair Must Retire (For Good This Time)
1. You Are Often Away From Home, With Access To Shops And A Credit Card
While we don’t really know what sort of wage you’re on with
the WWE Ric, we know one thing: if you have a dollar you’ll spend three. It’s
always been your way, and has seen you in massive trouble throughout your time.
We’ve seen you joke about this in interviews, and mention it on numerous occasions, so we know you’re well aware of it. Sure, it’s even given us a laugh at times as we’ve read the details of your latest disastrous venture.
Bearing this in mind, is it really sensible that you should be roaming around the world, far from home, armed with your credit card and presumably very little supervision?
We can’t imagine for one second that when the WWE circus arrives in, say, London or Paris, you are sitting on your hands in a hotel room somewhere patiently waiting to shriek ‘Wooo’ at an Arena full of punters. It’s far more likely you’re ‘just having a look’ at some of the most expensive shops Europe has to offer. By ‘having a look’, we of course mean ‘spending an absolute shedload of cash on tat you really don’t need’.