10 Reasons Ric Flair Must Retire (For Good This Time)

4. There's A Concern We May Have To See Your Ar*e. Again.

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It’s unlikely The Nature Boy will strip to the waist and have a full on match again. We can’t totally rule it out, but on the grounds of feasibility and credibility it would seem unlikely even Vince would try to push that one on us. It’s a step too far.

Instead, we’re likely to see a bit of slapstick from Mr. Flair. You know the sort of thing: a slap round the mouth for him being cheeky, perhaps a chase round the ring by someone, maybe even a nudge in the chest with an errant chair.

There’s also the hideously real possibility we may, yet again, see Ric’s bare ar*e. It’s happened before, and tends to be a staple of wrestling comedy.

Each episode of Raw, we’re aware it could happen. We’re watching the show from behind our hands, or even from behind the sofa, petrified that tonight might be the night we witness the unthinkable.

It’s time this fear was removed from us. We want to be able to eat our dinner safely while watching Raw. As it stands, we’re exercising extreme caution at all times.

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