10 Reasons Ric Flair Must Retire (For Good This Time)

3. You Are Being Given Too Many Chances To Meet New People.

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As a member of the Raw roster, and a person who takes part in the international tours, Ric is given a chance to meet lots of new people in lots of places. Week in week out he is presumably out there, socialising and making contacts, both in America and across the world.

This could lead to absolute disaster. Ric is better off safely at home. If he continues to meet people at the rate he is, he’ll end up married again, which is always catastrophic for him and his finances. He needs protecting.

We can no longer sit back and ignore a situation that has long been allowed to develop, and has reached a point where drastic measures are needed.

At last count (and this could well have changed since the time of writing) Ric has had four wives, and is well on the way to his fifth. He needs to be stopped.

A quote often attributed to Albert Einstein goes: “The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, but expecting different results.” By this definition, and relating it to Ric’s marriage situation, he is completely and utterly insane.

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