9. Lilian Garcia & Viscera
Many were surprised to see big Vis return in 2005. He had been gone from the WWE for a while and it was a curious re-signing (although he was reportedly good friends with The Undertaker). People were even more surprised when he was repackaged as the 'World's Largest Love Machine'. Trish Stratus enlisted Viscera's help to take out Kane and the two went on a date to hash out details of their agreement. Viscera, who brought condoms with him, just in case, made it clear from the start what he wanted. Sex. He wanted sex with Trish. The segment ended with Trish flashing Vis as an 'advance' for doing the job. Vis moved on from Trish (who he flattened after she berated him for losing to Kane) to ring announcer Lillian Garcia. The two started a brief love affair in June, culminating after only a few weeks at the Vengeance PPV when Lillian proposed to the 500 pounder. Unfortunately for Lillian, The Godfather interrupted proceedings and offered Vis the services of his Ho's. Vis accepted, leaving Lillian heartbroken. The storyline was briefly resurrected the following year when Charlie Haas accidentally (and legitimately) knocked Lillian off the ring apron. How did it end? Vis flattened Lillian just like he had Trish and he and Haas teamed up, seemingly bonded by the mutual hatred of the poor ring announcer.
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