10 Ruthless Aggression Era WWE Superstars You Totally Don't Remember
8. The Dicks
Check out this pair of Dicks.
Seriously though, what a name. Todd and Chad Dick debuted in late-2005 on SmackDown, and their presentation could've have been anymore on the nose had WWE tried. These chippendale dancers flaunted their physiques, covered themselves in baby oil, and they were called The Dicks. Boo these men.
WWE lost interest in their own one note joke fairly quickly. Both Todd and Chad were released in February 2006, meaning their entire run on the main roster lasted a rather disappointing four months or so. Being fair, their 1980s-style gimmick was grossly out of place at the time and was never going to click with fans.
Things might've been different had The Dicks been able to show off their skills during matches, but that wasn't the plan. Nah, it was better to lean on the idea that repeatedly saying 'ha ha Dicks' and jobbing them out to The Boogeyman in handicap scenarios was the way to go.