10 Signs You Watch Too Much WWE

Most people tend to book their holiday time to coincide with Christmas or the fleeting summer months, so that they can spend those precious few days off in the company of their nearest and dearest. Some of us, however, favour the final week of March (or, occasionally, the first of April).

This is the time of year that thousands from all four corners of the globe make the pilgrimage to whatever US city is hosting WrestleMania, where a weekend of the best wrestling shows anywhere in the world, the chance to freak out your heroes at meet and greets, and tear-jerking Hall of Fame ceremonies await (plus, you know, the grisly motels that your budget would stretch to and a lot of standing in line).

In many ways, it's actually a better way to spend your holiday time than a relaxing break in the Caribbean or a skiing expedition in the Alps. The fact is that WrestleMania guarantees fun, wind, rain or shine, and there's bound to be something on the card that you find entertaining, as well as least two matches you can use as an excuse for a timely trip to the bathroom.