10 Specific Ways WWE Could Debut NXT Stars On The Main Roster

7. Kairi Sane

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It’s impossible not to approach this entry with a degree of cynicism.

It’s borderline racist to compare Kairi Sane with Asuka, purely because they share the same nationality, but it’s also borderline stupid not to expect WWE to do exactly that. This is a company that has long since depicted countless characters with an unhealthy and regressive focus. How long did it take WWE to remind everybody that Asuka is, in fact, Japanese, and unable to confidently spar with Alexa Bliss on the microphone?

Worse still, Sane is the sort of genuinely likeable and engaging character that tends not to do well in a company unable to gauge what makes a performer likeable and engaging. What the audience sees as endearing, WWE sees as geeky. A debut programme with Asuka, whose only redemption at this point lies within a heel turn, promises electric in-ring action but is patently unrealistic given that neither woman is particularly fluent in English and thus unable to build a feud via the mandated, lengthy verbal segments.

Ultimately, within WWE’s sports entertainment approach, perhaps the best way of channelling Sane’s cute strand of sympathy is by booking the IIconics to bully her ahead of a mini-series that eventually showcases her incredible flying elbow finish universal in its jaw-dropping appeal.

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Michael Sidgwick is an editor, writer and podcaster for WhatCulture Wrestling. With over seven years of experience in wrestling analysis, Michael was published in the influential institution that was Power Slam magazine, and specialises in providing insights into All Elite Wrestling - so much so that he wrote a book about the subject. You can order Becoming All Elite: The Rise Of AEW on Amazon. Possessing a deep knowledge also of WWE, WCW, ECW and New Japan Pro Wrestling, Michael’s work has been publicly praised by former AEW World Champions Kenny Omega and MJF, and current Undisputed WWE Champion Cody Rhodes. When he isn’t putting your finger on why things are the way they are in the endlessly fascinating world of professional wrestling, Michael wraps his own around a hand grinder to explore the world of specialty coffee. Follow Michael on X (formerly known as Twitter) @MSidgwick for more!