10 Steps To Making Yourself Look Like The Rock

7. Find Yourself Some Pristine Heritage

Here's The Rock's dad, Rocky Johnson. Johnson, the one half of the first African-American WWF Tag Team Champions, was a huge name in professional wrestling in the 1970s and 80s. So big that he was inducted into the WWE Hall Of Fame in 2008. He is also part of the renowned Anoa'i family, marrying "High Chief" Peter Maivia's daughter, Ata Maivia. The Rock's genetics are perfect for building a body of his nature. This must also go a long way to explaining why the would-be People's Champion had an almost (Die Rocky Die chants aside) effortless ascension to the top of the card while, even though he was retired for more than nine years, Rocky didn't miss a step when he returned to a WWE ring at Survivor Series 2011. Lineage is a powerful entity.
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