10 Stories WWE Could Execute Right Now
6. M.I.Z. Productions
The Miz's A-lister gimmick is gold, turning a perennial midcard gadfly into a real asset with his perfectly-pitched smugness and oblivious bargain basement celebrity schtick. The addition of the awfully-named Miztourage shows WWE believes in making the most of the Miz's god-given capacity to annoy, but he could be so much more.
The Miz moves behind the camera and founds M.I.Z. Productions, furnishing episodes of Raw with awful movie trailers and cringe-inducing fake celebrity news. The Miztourage become wannabe starlets with Miz as their Svengali.
But to really hit the big time, the Miz needs a genuine Tinseltown insider as a mentor. Fortunately, the WWE just so happens to have one of those kicking around - Goldust, the one-time living Oscar statue, now adopting the guise of a fading Sunset Boulevard-type star taking the brash young Miz under his wing.
The Miz is hopeless throughout. His movie ideas are dire, his stable of stars are morons and the whole thing implodes in chaos. But that, of course, is the point.