10 Strangest Articles That Ever Appeared In WWE Magazine
6. ‘101 Things Every WWE Fan Should Do Before He Dies’
In 2007 WWE Magazine produced a list titled ‘101 Things Every WWE Fan Should Do Before He Dies’.
It features obvious and well-reasoned things like ‘#1 Attend WrestleMania. If you only achieve one thing on this list, this should be it’ and ‘#4 Watch Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels' Iron Man match from WrestleMania XII. The two most talented grapplers of their generation, going at it for one full hour - nothing even comes close’ and ‘#9 Finish Mick Foley's Have A Nice Day: A Tale of Blood and Sweatsocks. Because few things are as chilling as Foley's first-hand account of how he ripped off his own ear.’
But then there’s the downright disturbing and bizarre like ‘#2 Sin while looking at a picture of a Diva (Vito in a dress does not count)’ and ‘#70 Land a chick half as hot as Torrie Wilson. Teach her the Stinkface’ and ‘#41 Ride Space Mountain. Because as Ric Flair says, it may be the oldest ride in the park, but it still has the longest line’.
How ‘sinning’ over a WWE Diva reached number #2 or was included at all one year before WWE took the plunge with the PG Era is anyone’s guess.