10 Strangest Christmas Stocking Fillers From WWE Shop

5. Asuka Masks

Asuka Masks
WWE Shop

Price: £4.21 ($4.99)

These are a great gift, but for a different season. As a Halloween present, they're absolutely perfect - but who buys Halloween presents? For Christmas, they're just bizarre.

There are many valid questions regarding the application of these masks. Three possibilities spring to mind: 1) Dressing up as Asuka, which is fine if you're 10 years old, but these are adult masks. 2) They're a suitable get-up for a budding serial killer. That's illegal, so unless you're good, you'll be caught before you extract full value from the item. 3) For some sordid sex game, which I'm not prepared to delve into.

If you fall into any of those three categories: great! Go right ahead and buy them all whilst they're on sale! Just go easy on the killing, yeh?

 
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Benjamin was born in 1987, and is still not dead. He variously enjoys classical music, old-school adventure games (they're not dead), and walks on the beach (albeit short - asthma, you know). He's currently trying to compile a comprehensive history of video game music, yet denies accusations that he purposefully targets niche audiences. He's often wrong about these things.