10 Strangest Christmas Stocking Fillers From WWE Shop

4. Dean Ambrose T-Shirt Ornament

Dean Ambrose T Shirt Ornament
WWE Shop

Price: £1.67 ($1.99)

This oddity is either for the world's tiniest Dean Ambrose fan, or the world's most poorly decorated Christmas tree. Yes, I know the festive season doesn't exactly eschew the concept of kitsch, but this seems like a step too far. Is there really anyone out there lamenting the incompleteness of their tree, pondering: "You know what'd finish this off? A miniature plastic Dean Ambrose t-shirt."

WWE have really gone all out on the Christmas ornaments this season, with twee 'superstar gingerbread men' (no Sheamus though, missed a trick there), a Money in the Bank bauble, and Paige and Nikki Bella elf decorations. It's a shame relationships remain relatively frosty with a certain former Olympic hero: every Christmas tree needs an Angle on top of it.

 
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