10 Strangest Things You Can Currently Buy On WWE Shop

2. WWE Championship 2-Quart Slow Cooker

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What is it with WWE and a desire to invade the kitchens of its fans? The waffle maker was one thing, although that could possibly be explained by the 'USA! USA!' nature of the company and that nation's commitment to waffles. A 2-quart slow cooker? Right.

Not only that, but a 2-quart slow cooker adorned with many of the championships of current-day WWE? This looks like an 8-year-old got its hands on the slow cooker in the kitchen, ruining it with stickers he or she got in the latest edition of WWE magazine. The design is just about as juvenile as it gets.

The merits or lack thereof of the design shouldn't matter though. This is a 2-quart slow cooker produced by WWE. That is more than enough to ridicule. Choosing a good quality slow cooker is not an easy decision, with a lot of factors at play and longevity a must. A £24.80 throwaway product on WWE.com doesn't exactly fill potential chefs with dreams of stews, casseroles, soups and all the rest.

Those championship belts though, oh my. A design nightmare in a company famous for the things.

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Born in the middle of Wales in the middle of the 1980's, John can't quite remember when he started watching wrestling but he has a terrible feeling that Dino Bravo was involved. Now living in Prague, John spends most of his time trying to work out how Tomohiro Ishii still stands upright. His favourite wrestler of all time is Dean Malenko, but really it is Repo Man. He is the author of 'An Illustrated History of Slavic Misery', the best book about the Slavic people that you haven't yet read. You can get that and others from www.poshlostbooks.com.