10 Things You Didn't Know About Kane

3. "Say Hello To My Little Friend"

One of the most bizarre stories about Kane gives us a unique insight into the inner workings of Vince McMahon's mind. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vrY0vMUts4 See No Evil was the first film produced by WWE Films, and featured Kane as the murderous Jacob Goodnight who terrorises a group of sexy teens in the classic slasher tradition. In a 2012 interview with Live Audio Wrestling's 'Review-A-Wai' podcast, former WWE Creative member, and See No Evil's credited writer Dan Madigan told a very interesting story about the production process for for the movie.
I get a call from Gregory Dark, the director. He says, "We've got a little problem here." This call is from Australia. I said, "What's the problem?" He goes, "Vince has a suggestion about the movie." I said, "Well, it's his movie." He goes, "Vince wants this scene in the movie where Kane's character pulls out his penis, and he wants it to be three feet long." I thought there was a connection problem, I said "Greg, can you just back up and repeat that last line for me?" He goes, "Yes, Vince wants Kane's penis to be three feet long, and none of the producers are saying anything about it." So I sat there, I go, "Oh, this is not good. This is not good. This is really not good." In the right movie, that's genius, that's absolutely brilliant, but not for this movie.
While they managed to talk Vince down from this idea, it couldn't save what seemed destined to be a terrible movie. See No Evil also went under the working title of "Eye Scream Man" and features the most bizarre post-credits scene in movie history, where a dog urinates into the deceased Goodnight's empty eye socket.
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