10 Things That Happened BEFORE Wrestling Matches WWE Won't Tell You

4. Triple H Gives Terrible Advice...

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...on purpose?

Jesus was an associate of Carlito who, per storylines, had stabbed John Cena in a nightclub under the orders of his boss. He followed this up with several attacks on television, excusing Cena from storylines with a chain-assisted shot to the kidneys. When Cena returned, a Street Fight between the two men was set at Armageddon 2004. It was a formality, the tying up of a loose end, but Aaron Aguilera was a big lad. He might have made an impression on management and advanced his career in some way.

He actually tried to do this by dressing for the occasion.

As a man who stabbed Cena in a nightclub, he reasoned that, if he dressed up in pimp regalia - the hat, the feather boa, the whole bit - he might have appeared as a big shot in the nightlife scene and more of a star than he was in the wrestling arena. Triple H took one look at his attire and shook his head from side to side "no-uh". He told Jesus that he had to save something for his big WrestleMania entrance one day.

Jesus never appeared at a WrestleMania event.

This is especially galling when you consider...

 
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