"Know what Goldust wanted to do one time? He wanted breast implants." - Vince McMahon on Raw March 26, 2001. That quote was from Vince McMahon as he was talking to Trish Stratus during the final broadcast of WCW Nitro that was simulcast on Raw. A man with breast implants. Sounds crazy, right? That's because it is. It was actually considered for Goldust, though. Apparently it was a Goldust idea as a way to make the character even more of a freak. The story was backed up by Vince Russo who wrote about it in his book Forgiven about his wrestling career. Goldust was worried about his career, so he wanted to do something to make him stand out. Russo claimed that Goldust would have done it if McMahon paid him $1 million for it and that McMahon did actually consider it. It reminds me of The Simpsons episode when Krusty The Clown went in for an operation and walked out of it with a boob job. It was funny there. Maybe it would have been funny if Goldust did it because he was eccentric enough to pull it off, but it's a good thing that it didn't happen.
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