1. Five Knuckle Shuffle Is A Slang Term For Masturbation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-oaqE_pmM0 The signature moves of John Cena have changed over the years. At least two of them have not. It's the one that hasn't that is something WWE really doesn't want their fans to know. Cena's Attitude Adjustment is a family friendly version of the name he used to have for the move: the FU. That was a way for him to counter Brock Lesnar's F5. It fit in with Cena's character at the time. The Attitude Adjustment (or AA for short) is a better name in PG WWE. The STF submission hold is the traditional name of the move that Cena uses. It's a stepover facelock. However, when Cena first started to use it he was calling it the STFU, which as the cool kids know is a short form of the phrase "shut the f**k up." It makes sense why they ditched that moniker. What about The Five Knuckle Shuffle? You know the move. Cena raises his hand up in the air. The crowd cheers. He bounces off the ropes and drops a fist across the face of his fallen opponent. Technically it's five knuckles going across the face of somebody, but that's not where the name comes from. What does the term "five knuckle shuffle" really mean? I'll pass it over to the
Urban Dictionary for the definition: "The act of male masturbation." Yes kids, that's right. One of the signature moves of John Cena, the most popular wrestler among children, is a slang term for masturbation. At least the kids don't know what that is, or at least we hope they don't. Cena grew up in the rap game. He used a lot of slang in his raps on the way to the ring as well as in his album. He knew exactly what he was doing when he named his move that. Just don't expect WWE or Cena to tell you about what the name of the move is really referring to. Who do you want to see featured next week in the "things WWE wants you to forget" feature? Already looked at Undertaker, Kane, Vince McMahon, Triple H and Hulk Hogan in the past. Feel free to offer suggestions in the comments below.