10 Things WWE Wants You To Forget About Adam Rose

5. The Party Pooper

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The pompous artiste was quickly dropped, and Rose took on a persona that made me personally cringe whenever it came on screen or into conversation at all. Rose made it clear that was he was the 'Party Pooper', that he was there to ruin any and all fun that people were hoping to have. The persona went down like a dead cat in a stocking, and Rose's stock plummeted further.

The main problem with the gimmick was that in a world of professional athletes, Rose just came across as a pantomime villain minus the sinister elements. The word 'poop' is and should be exclusively used by children too, so seeing a grown man come out and make embarrassing jokes based around the word just managed to illicit eye-rolling and questionable hand gestures.

There were way too many defecation hints in there too, as usual whenever 'poop' is used. There did seem to be some light at the end of this poopy tunnel however, as Rose posted a cryptic message to the WWE Universe saying that all he wanted to do was put smiles on children's faces. As with his masterpiece, this went nowhere.

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Born in the middle of Wales in the middle of the 1980's, John can't quite remember when he started watching wrestling but he has a terrible feeling that Dino Bravo was involved. Now living in Prague, John spends most of his time trying to work out how Tomohiro Ishii still stands upright. His favourite wrestler of all time is Dean Malenko, but really it is Repo Man. He is the author of 'An Illustrated History of Slavic Misery', the best book about the Slavic people that you haven't yet read. You can get that and others from www.poshlostbooks.com.