10 Trades WWE & AEW Need To Make

8. Kip Sabian & Penelope Ford To WWE

Aleister Black AEW
AEW

There is something very sports entertainment about Kip Sabian and Penelope Ford. There is plenty of irony in that claim, what with them being aligned with the recently-liberated Miro, but Sabian and Ford give off more of a 'WWE' vibe than most of their colleagues. That could all be wrapped up in the arrogance and the beauty, two attributes that WWE still seems to understand.

Even as individuals, the two feel better suited to Vince McMahon's empire than Tony Khan's fledgeling promotion. Sabian is a classic hubristic heel, all good looks and punchability, while Penelope Ford is an undeniably gorgeous woman with plenty of in-ring potential within. Ford could grow into a big star, no matter the promotion.

In many ways, Kip Sabia and Penelope Ford come across as a less sinister version of Karrion Kross and Scarlett. Much, much less sinister. Kross and Scarlett without the Tarantino vibes, or maybe just parallel world versions in the same Tarantino movie. Kip and Penelope have plenty of potential and plenty of ability, but it is possible that those attributes would be better harnessed in the aesthetic-centric world of WWE.

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Born in the middle of Wales in the middle of the 1980's, John can't quite remember when he started watching wrestling but he has a terrible feeling that Dino Bravo was involved. Now living in Prague, John spends most of his time trying to work out how Tomohiro Ishii still stands upright. His favourite wrestler of all time is Dean Malenko, but really it is Repo Man. He is the author of 'An Illustrated History of Slavic Misery', the best book about the Slavic people that you haven't yet read. You can get that and others from www.poshlostbooks.com.