An idea inspired by the Huckster and Nacho Man but who isn't as blatant a parody. Remember, Punk dressed up as Jeff Hardy to fool the WWE Universe so maybe we could have someone dress up similar to him. Picture the scene. Chris Michael Brooks, a permanent jobber, gets on the mic and claims he has been wrestling for years, stealing shows while carrying injuries. However, despite selling out bingo halls around the Illinois area, he never gets the "main event" slots and big pay offs like his peers do. Week, after week, after week goes by with Brooks threatening the quit live on TV citing the fact he has 'fallen out of love with wrestling' as the reason. Cue Ryback, a man who Punk completely buried on The Art of Wrestling, to come out and squash him in numerous different ways. Eventually, you could have a situation where Brooks finally has enough and quits to go home, read comic books and drink Pepsi. Just a suggestion.
