10 Weirdest Ways Wrestlers Got Their Gimmicks

6. Ted DiBiase

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Only in the business of professional wrestling would being your boss’ Gary Stu expy be both normalised and profitable. Nonetheless, Ted DiBiase’s reinvention as ‘The Million Dollar Man’ was a self-insert that was idealised in its dastardly, supervillain portrayal.

DiBiase recalled:

“The Million Dollar Man the character is actually a Vince McMahon original. It was presented to me and Vince kind of started laying it out […] In a moment when he was called away and I was just sitting there with Pat Patterson who at the time was his right-hand man, Pat looked at me and said, ‘Ted, if Vince can be a character in his own show, this is it, this is who he would be.’ It had never been done before. Vince said, ‘I chose you because you’re articulate; you carry yourself well; you interview very well; you are a great wrestler; you’re perfect for this.’”

DiBiase was a clear precursor for the ‘Mr. McMahon’ persona that Vince unleashed on the WWE Universe following the attention he gained after the Montreal Screwjob. While ‘Mr. McMahon’ took the archetype to a whole new level of evil, DiBiase deserves great credit for his balance between the more nefarious traits of the character and keeping the persona suitable for the child-heavy audience of the late ‘80s and early ‘90s.

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